if i were a month i would be: May
if i were a day of the week i would be: Saturday
if i were a time of day i would be: 3:00 AM
if i were a planet i would be: Saturn
if i were a sea animal i would be: walrus?
if i were a direction i would be: East
if i were a piece of furniture i would be: couch
if i were an historical figure i would be: Aaron Burr
if i were a liquid i would be: Gatorade
if i were a tree, i would be: a pine tree
if i were a flower/plant: sugar cane
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: cool, calm spring morning
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: an old church organ
if i were an animal, i would be: a sloth
if i were a color, i would be: dark blue
if i were a vegetable, i would be: squash
if i were a sound, i would be: yawn

if i were an element, i would be: hydrogen
if i were a car, i would be: a 67 GTO
if i were a song, i would be: Paranoid Android - Radiohead
if i were a movie, i would be directed by: Christopher Guest
if i were a book, i would be written by: Dr. Scot McKnight
if i were a food, i would be: an orange Hostess cupcake
if i were a place, i would be: Chicago
if i were a material, i would be: burlap

if i were a taste, i would be: Redi-Whip
if i were a scent, i would be: Cinimon
if i were a word, i would be: I
if i were an object, i would be: a car
if i were a body part i would be: the left lung
if i were a facial expression I would be: like you just ate a lemon
if i were a cartoon character I would be: Fred Flintstone
if i were a shape i would be a: trapazoid
if i were a number i would be: 100
if i were a disease i would be: Ahlsheimers