So, I'm listening to my scanner right now, and I just heard the dispatcher say that a group of 3 or 4 gang bangers got a flat tire. They called the police to get some protection because they were "in the wrong neighborhood". The cop that got dispatched laughed. Then about 3 minutes later got back on the radio to alert that the gang bangers were ok. When asked if he helped them to fix the tire, he said only "negative". I just thought that was funny...